Sunday, July 20, 2008

Inky Pinky Ponky

From the Hindu



So let me get this straight:

We have an honorable Member of Parliament, who represents all the people from his constituency, holding the entire future of the nation in his hands, gracing the almighty parliament and enjoying maximum security alongside other perks as housing, air-travel. Said honorable MP has two buttons in front of him/her colored Red and Green, out of which s/he has to press only one based on what the party has already chosen weeks before. Is Hindu telling me that there still exists a chance that they could actually press the wrong button? Factoid: The nephew, who is all of 2.5 years old, can choose one button from perhaps 20 including such difficult colors as Cyan, Magenta and Teal, making him 10 times qualified to be a Member of Parliament.

Also, am I led to believe that this honorable member of parliament, who isn't even sure about choosing one button out of a grand total of two, has made a decision on if the nuclear treaty is good for the nation or not?

4 comments:

PS said...

haha
lol one would have thought after bashing up all those villians in the movies Dharmendra was fitter than that :)

Tyler Durden said...

apparently, dharmendra wanted to scream "kuththe, mera tera khoon pee jaaonga" before the vote to get into his rhythm. fearing eviction for life, dharam paaji escaped to the US.

Srinivasan Narasimhan said...

Remember Sedapatti Muthaiah. He did the mistake when AIADMK voted BJP out of power.

Tyler Durden said...

@cheens
Like how college players take the Wonderlic test before joining the NFL, we should have some test before the MP's take the oath. For their sake, let us not have negative scoring. Sedappati and his ilk would run riot.