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SaiGo Says There Will Be Bisebelebath in Madras

Leading chef SaiGo (Saidapettai Govindasami) thundered that Madras will witness a deluge of Bisibelebath if Bangalore does not desist from spreading that strange red-colored paste inside masala dosais.

Hearing such an outrage against traditional masala dosais, which should technically contain strictly a dosai and some masala, SaiGo also mentioned the minds of the thamizh people had become a "kothu parotta" over this vexing issue. He later said that he actually meant a geographical phenomenon which was also the name of a mid-80s Thyagarajan film.

He recalled the chili-chicken-throwing incident at a Virumandi Vilas outlet recently and warned of further repercussions. Bangaloreans could only make paste-smeared masala dosa, but "here we have people who can make bisibelebath cold and without rice and paruppu. The next generation of youth is not like us", he later told reporters.

Mr. SaiGo said that the mere Golden Quadrilateral between Madras and Bangalore could not permanently prevent the Tamil youth from visiting that city with an anda full of batter. “If sowcarpet can have a Data Udupi Hotel, why can't chickpet have a New Ganesh Bavan??".