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Leg Piece Thrown At Mayan
A sick hen, kokkarakko ko, flung a piece of chilli chicken at Mr. Mayan, VP of Virumandi Vilas in protest against the organization's decision not to upgrade the name of chicken 65 to chicken 2009 in tune with modern times.

Mr. Ko threw the piece of chilli chicken during a press conference at the Virumandi Vilas headquarters in Vadipatti when the VP refused to be drawn into a discussion about the change in historic nomenclature. The chicken piece was about to miss Mr. Mayan by a fair margin when he somersaulted in the air and caught it in his mouth to some wild cheering from his organizational comrades.

Mr. Ko was immediately whisked by Hotel security who were reported to be carrying nice round clubs which were topped with nails. Passers-by observed some muffled screaming from the kitchens of Virumandi Vilas and hotel patrons complained of mute whines later in the evening.

Momentarily taken back by Mr. Ko's action, Mr. Mayan insisted on going ahead with the press conference. When asked for his reaction, Mr. Mayan said : "the piece was tasty".

Later, talking exclusive to NewsReel's own firebrand reporter Oorga Butt, Mr. Ko regretted his form of protest. "I usually eat any leg piece that am given and am sad I had to hurl it at Mr. Mayan. The leg piece might be gone, but the issue still remains"